I liked this joke and thought I would share it. I probably can't tell it as well as the 5-year old in the movie, but you'll get the idea. It would make a really good sermon illustration someday.
A man is drowning in the ocean when a boat pulls up. "Can we help you?" a sailor yells. "No," the man answers, "God will save me."
Later a second boat comes. "Can we help you?" a sailor yells. "No," the man answers, "God will save me."
Finally the man drowns and goes to heaven. "Why didn't you save me?" the man asks God.
"I sent you two big boats, didn't I?"
Are we paying attention to what God is doing in our lives or are we too busy waiting for something supernatural?
Doors Off!
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Last week I made cinnamon rolls as a special treat for breakfast. They were
special until smoke began pouring out of the back burner on the stove. I
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4 years ago
1 comment:
It's a good joke and lesson!! :-)
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